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by J. Christoph Amberger One cold evening, sometime between the years 1595 and 1598, a half dozen men of means entered an inn at Wells, Somersetshire. Their guest of honor was a handsome Italian: Vincentio Saviolo, lately of Padua, kept a popular establishment in London, teaching dance, ballistics, and the new-fangled art of the rapier to London courtiers and their fashion-conscious entourage. The conversation, naturally, soon turned to fencing. And as the wine and beer flowed, the talk grew louder. The Italian, carried along by the enthusiasm of his prosperous claque, was overheard stating that in all his years in England and he had arrived in 1590 "there was not yet one Englishman who could once touch him at the single rapier, or rapier and dagger." To the Elizabethan ear, this was strong stuff indeed. It implied that English-trained fencers both amateurs and professionals were so inadequate they could not even score a lucky hit against the man. (Indeed, two hundred years later, a similarly outrageous claim skillfully planted would pitch the French masters LeBrun and Lapiere against each other in the salle of Henry Angelo... ending with the resounding defeat and subsequent suicide of Lapiere.) Naturally, the local team was alerted by a Piqued Englishman. Less than a half hour later, a tall man entered the inn and, cap in hand, approached the carousing gentlemen. This was Bartholomew Bramble, Wells' own accredited Maister of Defence. And his deference was not at all out of place, since after all, he was a "man of his hands" and the group he was approaching consisted of bonified nobles... and those aspiring to be just like them. Now imagine their consternation when this fellow not only approached but actually dared to speak to them: If Maestro Vincentio would please to take a quart of wine with him. Inch-for-inch the patrician, Vincentio leaned back: "Why should you give me a quart of wine?" "Why, sir, because I hear you are a famous man at your weapon." And the Piqued Englishman chimed in: "Maestro Vincentio, I pray to bid him welcome. He is a man of your profession." "My profession?" Vincentio twirled his goatee. "What is my profession?" "Well, he is a master of the Noble Science of Defence." "Why," said Maister Vincentio, "God make him a good man." And he turned to resume his conversation.
Annoyed, Vincentio looked up: "I have no need of your wine." "Sir, I have a school of defence in town, will it please you to go thither?" "Thy school? What shall I do at thy school?" "Play with me," said the Maister, "at the rapier and dagger, if it please you." "Play with thee? If I play with you, I will hit thee 1, 2, 3, 4 thrusts in the eye together." And Vincentio demonstratively shifted the gilded hilt of his rapier into plain sight. "Then, if you can do so, it is the better for you and the worse for me. But surely, I can hardly believe that you can hit me. But once again, I heartily pray you, good sir, that you will go to my school and play with me." "Play with thee?" Vincentio had had it. "By God," he spat, "Me scorn to play with thee." That did it for Bramble. The Italian's "scorn" had not yet reverberated through the room when his large fist hit Vincentio squarely in the jaw that he fell over, flipped, and landed with his legs against a buttery hatch. Vincentio, his rapier dragging on the floor, sprang to his feet: His right on his dagger, his left index finger quivering at the Maister, he hissed: "I will cause you to lie in jail for this, one, two, three years." Bramble, weaponless and facing the heavily armed Italian, grabbed a half-full jack of beer, and with gusto emptied it in his face: "And well, since you will drink no wine, will you pledge me in beer? I drink to all the cowardly knaves in England, and I drink thee to be the veriest coward of them all." They left it at that. Saviolo's friends probably pulled him back. And the innkeeper probably made sure Bramble didn't make the illustrious customers spend the cold hard coin of the realm with the competition. A duel proper even after the double whammy of a physical insult would be impossible. After all, someone with high social pretensions could not challenge a "base mechanick". And Saviolo was Elizabethan London's resident expert in regards to when and under what circumstancess a gentlemen should consider his honor to have been sullied: His book on Honour and Honourable Quarrels was twice as voluminous as his treatise of fight with the rapier in all its variations... Saviolo, however, who had nothing to gain and everything to lose putting his skills to the test against a native master had an opportunity to prove that he indeed was the ultimate Macchiavellian. Accidentally running into Bramble the next morning, he plays nice-nice, takes Bramble over to a mercer, buys him some silk buttons: "You remember how you misused me yesterday. You were to blame, me be an excellent man. Me teach you how to thrust two foote further than any Englishman." One step beyond One of the earliest depictions frequently adduced to be the first proper illustration of the lunge in action is to be found in Ridolfo Capo Ferros' Gran Simulacro of 1610. Ridolfo calls it the "incredible increase of the long thrust" (l'incredibile accrescimento della botta lunga). But as Gaugler points out, Viggiani (1575) had already mentioned the large step with the right foot. And Marozzo (1536) included punta lunga, an extension of the arm combined with an additional movement of the right foot after the execution of the pass. (One of the modern McMartialist Meisters haunting the net these days recently claimed to have discovered an even earlier depiction of the Lunge, in the mid-15th-century Gladiatoria. Happily oblivious of the original meaning of the "long point", he contented himself to diagnose a bent forward knee a lunge proper, regardless of the fact that the sword's point in the depicted half-swording technique was anything but "lunga" by definition, and by position (the point digs upward from a bent elbow.) | ||